DIY Projects

I have been eyeing a lot of DIY projects for quite some time now, thanks to Pinterest. These are just two of my favorite projects that I've pinned to my DIY board:

What's holding me back is my inability to sew or anything remotely creative. Is there a school where I can actually learn how to sew? No, I don't mean those expensive fashion schools because I am not, in any way, fashionable and I don't actually see myself in the fashion industry, to tell you the truth. I just want to learn how to do the projects I've pinned to my boards.

Or a better option for me is someone who would do the projects for me FOR FREE. Yeah. Any takers?