I currently have 3 guys who regularly send me "Heyyy you up?" (seriously, yan talaga yung nakalagay) messages at 2, 3, 4 o'clock in the morning and just this morning, another "friend" from college decided to drop me a Facebook message, asking how I'm doing. There's nothing wrong with that except PLEASE STOP MESSAGING ME AT 4 IN THE FREAKIN' MORNING! We all know that that time of the day - IT'S STILL NIGHTTIME REALLY - is the booty call hour. It doesn't even matter what your opening message is; we both just know that it's all about getting frisky.
What's worse is I made it pretty clear that I am in a serious relationship with someone at the moment. Do I look like someone who will cheat on my boyfriend for a night in the sack with a sad guy who can't find - and stick with - another girl to do dirty things with?
Am I giving off a vibe that only jerks could pick-up? Yeah, I talk like a sailor most of the time but that doesn't give guys the permission to go all Barney Stinson on me. I'm not that kind of girl.