Men's Brain vs. Women's Brain

(Grabbed from a Facebook page)

Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman......A MUST READ! 

1. MULTI-TASKINGWomen - Multiple processWomens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.Men - Single ProcessMens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGEWomen can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy. 

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLSMens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper. 

4. CAR DRIVING.While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYINGWhen men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face.So guys, do not lie face to face.  

6. PROBLEMS SOLVINGIf a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not. 

7. WHAT THEY WANTMen want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc... 

8. UNHAPPINESSIf women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations. 

9. SPEECHWomen use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.  

10. HANDLING EMOTIONWomen talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking.

One of my goals for 2012.

I am having a problem with The Sims Social.

I've been addicted to The Sims Social on Facebook for weeks - maybe it reached the "months" category, I don't know - but lately, I don't open it anymore. I guess it's the fact that my Sim is too dependent on me. She needs me ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME. She asks me to lead her to the bathroom when she has to pee or take a dump, she asks me to lead her to the kitchen when she's hungry, she asks me to lead her everywhere! I mean, it's fun to play God, I gotta admit that but hello, if you have to pee, go pee! Don't ask me to lead you there anymore and then blame me if you peed on the floor where you're standing if I don't point to where the toilet is.

Ugh. This is why I am sticking with Sorority Life. At least my character there won't bug me to feed her or bathe her if she has to.

I haven't laughed this much since college. (Edited. Because I can't help laughing at these particular ones.)

Gold. Just pure gold.

I read it here.

Edit: These are just some of my favorites. You have to visit their website. It's soooooooo addicting!

Seriously, what the fuck was that about?

So last night, while on my usual reading-back-tweets-and-checking-for-notifications ritual before I go to bed, I stumbled upon probably the most annoying thing a person could do:

My ex's current girlfriend added me on Facebook.

It would've been fine except I'm not a fan of friendships like this. Call me immature but I have a list of reasons why this kind of "friendship" wouldn't work (even if both me and my ex are over "us"):

1. Most probably, the one initiating this friendship has a vendetta against the other person. Rubbing it on the other person's face, showing off... Whatever it is, there is SOMETHING.
2. The exes shared something very intimate before that having any kind of relationship with the current one would be really...awkward. I mean, seeing my ex with another girl is one thing but getting an inside scoop as to what they do and how they do it is another.
3. The ex wouldn't want this if it happened to him.
4. It doesn't make sense. At all.
5. It's just plain rude on all three parties. It's like living with your husband and his ex.

If - and I doubt it - her intentions were clean, she probably wouldn't have sent a friend request right after she posted all the photos of the surprise birthday party my ex threw her. So, I did what felt natural and blocked her off my friends' list.

To my ex (who I know reads my blog), I'm pretty sure she's awesome because to get you to do something like that means she is but I don't think a "friendship" with her will work. It wouldn't make sense. To me, at least. I hope you understand.

Does having a kid with the guy I am with mean I shouldn't be oogling about other guys anymore?

Not in a sexual manner, though... It's just that I have all the time in the world to stalk some people on Facebook. Some people meaning people I had a past relationship with, officially or not, and people I had a huge, huge crush on (and lust for) before and hot dang, most of them got HHHHHNNNNNGGGGG hotter than I could ever remember.

My parents, bringing in the big guns.

I had this dream last night...

I had this dream last night about my ex and his current girlfriend.

All three of us were in my room and I was telling his current girlfriend in this really mean and bitchy way how lucky she is she has him and all that crap while my ex was just playing with what looked like a comb.

I don't know why I've been having those kinds of dreams these past few weeks.

Maybe I should stop looking at his Facebook profile. That might make those kinds of dreams stop.

Ooh, harsh...

I have this cousin from my mom's side who left home probably 7 years ago to work as a...uhm...(oh, I'm just going to say it) a prostitute or a GRO or some other job related to it. She's been different places like Japan and all that to be a dancer or something. I never really asked her. I actually haven't told anyone that we talk 'til this year ('cause I vowed I'll be more honest this year). It's not that I'm ashamed of what she's become. It's more of I didn't want to get involved with the mess she made.

Her leaving my grandparents was - still is - a big deal with the family because she didn't tell anyone where she went or what had happened to her. She popped out of nowhere around 2, 3 years ago for our aunt's (her favorite aunt) wedding and not without people staring or talking behind her back. Some of our aunts would even scream at her for not being grateful and that she should get the hell out of the house.

That was the last time we all saw her. But now, we get to talk to her through Facebook. I think that the only mistake she did with Facebook was she reconnected with our narrow-minded aunts who couldn't understand any better (they were pretty harsh on me being pregnant, too, but I've already graduated college and had a decent job and didn't walk away from the family so I couldn't care any less). Now, one of those aunts posted this to her wall:

I didn't think she deserved this. I mean, she took responsibility of what she did. I'd rather have this done to someone who couldn't stand up to what s/he did. Someone who didn't leave the house for free electricity, free water, free tuition fee for their children and for everything they should be responsible about.

Okay, maybe she went overboard by posting her provocative (understatement) "modeling" photos online. I found that disturbing, too because we had small cousins who has their own Facebook accounts who might get a glimpse of her photos but I don't know.

I just don't think it's right to condemn her, you know? People change. Maybe she just hasn't realized what she did. As Stephen Covey puts it, "Seek first to understand, then to be understood". They are not giving her the chance to explain... Heck, they are not even giving her the opportunity to talk to them. All I'm saying is, I think they/we should talk to her first. Listen to what she's saying then think of a more positive solution to the problem, not treat her like trash.

I probably will suggest this to my mom tonight. How I'll open the topic up, I still don't know.

How ironic...

I posted this status in Facebook just a couple of hours ago (Facebook says 19 hours ago but I can't be sure) and now, I am here at home, SULKING, 'cause I should be want to be someplace else - someplace where I am with my boyfriend and a couple of friends with beers, cigarettes and jazz music - but the responsible, mommy voice inside my head asked me to stay home instead.

I know this shouldn't be hard considering the condition I am in but still! I've decided since last week that I will be there only to change my mind the last minute. Masama pa sa loob ko yung pagpalit ko ng decision... which shouldn't be the case because it's for my bebe anyway BUT STILL! (Ayaw talaga palampasin...)

THINK POSITIVE, ALE! ☺
This shouldn't be that much of a dilemma to you. You are doing the right thing.
If it is really that hard, you already need to re-audit.

After all that positivity, I suddenly felt...

JEALOUS.

And jealousy is such an ugly emotion. Really. It is.

I was going through the Facebook account of my ex-boyfriend and felt just that while I was browsing through his photos. Now, I am not jealous of his new girl. Not that. I felt a tad bit jealous of how he treats her.

I have a lot going for me right now, though.

(Taken October 22, 2010 at The Medical City, Pasig City)

 

I have a pretty baby girl growing inside of me and I am loving every minute of the kicks and the waves my tummy is doing.

(Taken January 25, 2010 at The Lion's Den)

I have a loving and very responsible husband-to-be that has been supporting me and understanding me through this.

(Taken by Celize Inocencio, December 23, 2008 at Baba Pelaez's place)

(Taken by Chino Miranda, January 22, 2010 at Timezone, Glorietta 4)

(Taken at Rich Sants' place at Brgy. San Antonio, Sucat)

(Taken by Karl Tantuico, January 3, 2009 at JayJ's, Oritgas Home Depot)

 (Taken January 15, 2010 at Stone House, Tomas Morato cor. E. Rod)

I have crazy friends who have been putting up to how I am and accepted me through all these years.

(Taken by Dhang De Castro, November 23, 2010 at Soliman Corporate Center, Pasong Tamo)

I have a new set of friends who were once strangers but are now very supportive of my goals in life.

(Taken July 12, 2009 at Days Hotel, Tagaytay)

I have a crazy family that will support me no matter what happens.

That's when I realized I need not be jealous.

I have everything I could ever hope for. ☺

I might get this for Kuya this Christmas.

(Photo by Gen Caballero, grabbed from her Facebook account)

I love you, Noe! :)

My highschool friend posted this on my Facebook wall and it was the sweetest thing someone ever did for me... On a social networking site, anyway. :)

SWEETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST! ♥

After 3 months...

Yes, I do visit my ex's Facebook page just for the hell of it... Okay, maybe I wanted to know if he's got a new girl. And who the girl is.

So anyhoo, I was reading his conversation with one of his friends and he was telling her how his new girl is rich and how she got him all kinds of stuff when a realization struck me:

I am genuinely happy for him.

Not the pinilit-lang-maging-masaya happy or the sarcastic happiness. I really am happy he found that someone who will take care of him. I've always thought that a part of me would be sad or it will hurt a bit but it didn't.

I actually am happy for him. ☺ YAY ME! ☺